Thoughts to Think About

Confusing thoughts that keep you up at night

Thoughts to Think About

Haylee Fadley, Contributor

 

I’m sure we have all had our minds wander off and at those times, we all tend to think of odd thoughts. Well, here are a few more things to think about.

Do we call oranges oranges because they are orange or do we call them oranges because they are oranges? If you think about it, centaurs have two rib cages. Turning up the volume is like zooming in but with sound. Popcorn is just tortured corn. When fish die, does that mean they drown? When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner. Nightmares are just free horror movies you write, direct, produce, and star in. People always say stay a kid for as long as possible, but as soon as we do something childish, they tell us to grow up. Mirrors don’t break, they just multiply.  Your age is just the number of laps you have done around the giant fireball floating in the sky. Nothing is on fire, fire is on things. Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something. What’s more believable, a horse with a horn (unicorn) or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck (giraffe)? “Do not touch” must be very scary for people to read in braille. If we can’t see air, does that mean fish can’t see water? At age 60, Snoop Dog will be 420 in dog years.